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Funny Toilet Status Quotes & Sayings
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes...do I really want to go there?
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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