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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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