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Funny Turning 30 Joke Quotes & Sayings
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If they analyze the situation as thoroughly as they should, Muslims will realize they are the first targets. What are the fundamentalists really after? Simply taking over Islam and then turning its back on modernity.
Alexander Haig
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The subject matter is very tricky. It's about the Munich massacre and what Mossad did afterwards with the assassination squads. I think it's a turning point in history, especially for the Palestinians.
Daniel Craig
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Today is a new day, turning over a new leaf, not holding grudges, focusing my energy on school, and living life to the fullest.
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I didn't want to be told what to do. I don't want to water down my music to fit into their formats. I know what rock and roll is to me, but everything's turning into one big commercial.
Chris Robinson
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There may be something good in silence. It's a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume down. Shut yourself up, and listen out loud.
Wes Borland
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This act demonstrates graphically a turning away the past and moving ahead. You now get to refresh your time in a friendly way by running with the watch instead of against it or away from it.
Joe Henderson
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So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care what anybody thinks of him.
Mike Myers
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Am I going insane? My blood is boiling inside of my veins. An evil feeling attacks my body's shaking, there's no turning back.
Bullet For My Valentine
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Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background noise. Just so I feel less lonely while I'm on the internet.
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Yeah, they always want that fun shit when you tryna spit a little something real. They start running, turning chicken like a nugget meal.
Mac Miller
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The big turning point, really, was the Beatles' influence on American folk music, and then Roger took it to the next step, and then along came the Lovin' Spoonful and everybody else.
Barry McGuire
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Listen to the tides slowly turning, wash all your heartaches away. We are part of the fire that is burning, from the ashes we can build another day.
The Moody Blues
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Isaac Asimov
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It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.
Diana Wynne Jones
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It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on a girl's futon because it rhymed with crouton. I do not recall anyone laughing.
Zach Galifianakis
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke.
Herman Melville
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There isn't much that I can do, but I can share an hour with you, and I can share a joke with you....as on our way we go.
Maude V Preston
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
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Men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.
Christina Applegate
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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