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Funny Upon Marijuana Quotes & Sayings
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Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke.
Notorious BIG
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Marijuana leads to homos..uality ... and therefore to AIDS.
Carlton Turner
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If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith in humanity, period.
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On the 60 days he spent in prison after being caught with marijuana.
Robert Mitchum
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Roll the marijuana right up where my job is, getting all this money got me living lawless.
Wiz Khalifa
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I think hard drugs are disgusting. But I must say, I think marijuana is pretty lightweight.
Linda McCartney
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If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business
Ronald Reagan
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There are now more teens going into treatment for marijuana dependency than for all other drugs combined.
John Walters
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The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen. -Justin
Pitch Perfect
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If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
Jack Herer
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Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.
Ronald Reagan
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Marijuana. Boy, I thought that was just terrible. How could this great man do this to his life?
Tommy Rettig
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The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.
Jack Herer
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'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive it is.
Merle Haggard
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I agree with my colleagues, even the one who just preceded me, that marijuana is probably a dangerous drug, and I would not suggest that we do anything to encourage its use.
Dana Rohrabacher
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Considering the fact that I've used it in the past, and know what it is, and seen the results of it, I don't view marijuana as a dangerous drug.
Tim Robbins
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Marijuana you can give up, Ive given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore.
Larry Hagman
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Nervousness was never something I would ever associate with the Beatles ever. A Hard Day's Night was relatively unscathed by marijuana, but even then they were quite relaxed about it.
Richard Lester
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