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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
Lao Tzu
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
Lao Tzu
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
Kevin McCarty
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
Jinzo
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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