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Funny Wc Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
7 Likes
I absolutely have no foresight. I used to think I had a lot when I was younger. I worked really hard in school to give myself options, and I've literally taken those options and thrown them down the toilet. Purposely - not to make that sound totally negative. It's what I want. I want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's funny, people ask me all the time: 'What do you do for fun? What do you do when you're not acting?' It's a strange thing, acting. It's a business, it's a job, everything like that. All it is, is self-reflection. You just never stop caring about people and I've never stopped doing that, so I'm sure it'll seep into other areas of my life. I want to write. I'm not going to school because I can't take the structure of it, but I'm not going to stop learning.
Kristen Stewart
41 Likes
You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
12 Likes
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
4 Likes
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
Funkadelic
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
2 Likes
Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
1 Likes
ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
3 Likes
It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
3 Likes
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
4 Likes
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
47 Likes
My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
11 Likes
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