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Funny Weed Fb Quotes & Sayings
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
Afroman
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
Afroman
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.
Afroman
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.
Afroman
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
John Hardwick
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
Afroman
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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And the weed is guranteed to be just what I need.
Kid Cudi
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Proceed to not smoke weed around the seed.
Nelly
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She get d..k, weed and ignored, thats a D.W.I ni....
Lil Wayne
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Smoking so much weed I am better off alone, I'm in my own zone.
Kid Cudi
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Weed got me laughin like a damn hyena.
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So what I smoke weed, last time I checked its my life not yours.
Unknown
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Science grows like a weed every year.
Kary Mullis
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Age is just a number... Yeah, and weed is just a plant.
Unknown
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Gone roll that weed ni... . Why ? cause I'm stressed out
Big Sean
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Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil.
Edmund Burke
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