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Funny Women Birthday Joke Quotes & Sayings
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You're always on your toes for us all year round But to celebrate your life, there's a special reason that we've found With regards, warmth, joy, respect and love we want to say Wish you a very very Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday mom! I hope that you have felt very special today and know that you are so loved. I am so thankful for you, and love all of the fun times we have shared together.
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People dont turn forty. They turn 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
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Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you here. Wow! thanks you very much for your coming.
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The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker
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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
Mindy Kaling
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
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You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply awesome to have around. Have a lovely birthday, amigo.
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On this special day of yours, make a promise to me that you will always remain young at heart, have a fresh set of perspectives and will never cease to learn new things. Have a glorious Birthday.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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May your party be huge, just like your heart. May your presents be plenty, just like your loved ones. May your candles be brighter than your eyes, May your cake be sweeter than you are. Here's wishing you a Beautiful and Grand Birthday this year.
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
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Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy.
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Shout out to all the people born in 1928 celebrating their 21st birthday! Happy Leap Day!
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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