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Funny Work Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
Dabney Coleman
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Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
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Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.
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Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday.
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The worst thing ever is making it through the work week only to be sick on a Saturday.
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Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend.
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The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Friday!
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The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND!
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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Homos..uality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant. 'I'm bringing the water to Steve and Gary's wedding this weekend. Although I probably shouldn't turn it into a house wine: those guys know the difference.'
Judy Brown
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We moved there a year ago, just as a weekend place. Then we decided to move out of London completely. We will eventually have to work it out a bit more, because you can't have a little boy living with his sisters like that, can you? But we like the idea of closeness.
Linda McCartney
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