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Funny You Would Die Lau Quotes & Sayings
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Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
Max Frisch
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
Billy Bob Thornton
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I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.
Unknown
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When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
Unknown
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You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.
Andy Lau
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Good Christian people, I am come hither to die, for according to the law, and by the law I am judged to die, and therefore I will speak nothing against it. I am come hither to accuse no man, nor to speak anything of that, whereof I am accused and condemned to die.
Anne Boleyn
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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Palm Sunday is all about the voluntary death of Jesus. He came to die. He planned to die. He intended to die. -Luke 13:33
Bible
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Muhammad Ali
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You have been dying to drink and now you can drink until you die!
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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Daniel Tosh
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Its funny how when we are born the first thing we see is the light, and before we die that's the last thing we see.
Alex Talman
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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
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