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George Burns Was The Fat Quotes & Sayings
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I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
George F Burns
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s.. at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
George F Burns
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
George F Burns
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
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My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
Joseph Bologna
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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George F Burns
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George F Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
George Burns
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns
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How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
George Burns
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