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George Burns Was The Fat Quotes & Sayings
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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There's been periods of broadcasts in the past where you could see all ages of entertainers, ranging from George Burns to Shirley Temple. That's not the condition now.
Paul Haggis
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
George Burns
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.
George Orwell
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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s.. at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George F Burns
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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
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