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George Carlin American Dreamcan Dream Quotes & Sayings
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
George Carlin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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There are those who will say that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind is nothing but a dream. They are right. It is the American Dream.
Archibald MacLeish
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This is the city of dreamers and time and again it's the place where the greatest dream of all, the American dream, has been tested and has triumphed.
Michael Bloomberg
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I see America through the eyes of a victim. I dont see any American dream. I see an American nightmare.
Malcolm X
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
George Carlin
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work
George Carlin
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
Paul Haggis
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
George Carlin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
George Carlin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George Carlin
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
George Carlin
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