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George Carlin Liberty Quotes & Sayings
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
George Bernard Shaw
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George Carlin
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
George Carlin
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
George Carlin
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
George Carlin
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I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
George Carlin
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