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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think
George Carlin
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This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
George Carlin
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
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I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.
Carlin Whisler
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Over the years I've come to understand a few things.. Happiness and strength endure only in the absence of hate. To hate alone is the road to disaster. To love is forever the road to strength. To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe. When forever becomes a place...when forever ceases to be just a word, when it ceases to be a just a measurement of time, but instead becomes a place where soul mates can dance to the song in their hearts, that is a reflection of true love.
Carlin Whisler
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So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception. To only allow themselves to only see what their eyes allow them to see. Most people in this world see a schizophrenic and think 'Wow what a freak...' when I look at somebody with a disability...my heart breaks...because I see the unfortunate hell those people have to face everyday...when they wake up... But then...I see the part of me...the part of me...who would give absolutely everything I've ever had in my life to that person to be in their sho.....so I could just give them the chance the 'opportunity' to experience the beauty life has to offer...like I have...
Carlin Whisler
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God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow & a plan for every tomorrow. Accept all that is given to you with an open mind. Every gift, whether it warmed your spirit or brought you disappointment is a blessing. Learn from yesterday, live for today, plant seeds for tomorrow, live a life worth living. The philosophy of life is to make the most of it, enjoy the happy moments, challenge the challenges thrown at you. Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else wouldn't understand if you fell apart, because of what has gone on in your life that's true strength. See life in a positive way through any kinda of condition Life may throw your way.
Carlin Whisler
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When we got with George, he didn't care what was happening. He liked how crazy we were looking and dressing. I kinda liked being with George more so at the time, because George let us do what we wanted to do. But I needed both lessons.
Bootsy Collins
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I loved yelling at George. I loved telling George off. I loved telling George that he was a 12-year-old. I was so looking forward to that scene almost to the extent that I was concerned that it was going to be a kind of indulgent thing...It's like every ex-boyfriend I have ever had in the form of George Clooney on a boardwalk. It was a lot of fun.
Anna Kendrick
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George Foreman. A miracle. A mystery to myself. Who am I? The mirror says back. The George you was always meant to be. Wasn't always like that. Used to look in the mirror and cried a river.
George Foreman
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And George Brett. I think most people know that George and I have become pretty good friends over the years.
Robin Yount
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George is not a s..y name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. -Rhiannon
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It's a departure for me...I can't walk through the airport in Singapore without a little kid hanging on my leg saying: George! George!
Brendan Fraser
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George Bush doesn't represent any civilization!
George Galloway
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From George Washington to George W. Bush, presidents have invoked God's name in the performance of their official duties.
Linda Chavez
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Tony Blair will be remembered for nothing other than that he followed George W. Bush over a cliff; took the rest of us with them, and we haven't yet reached the bottom, I'm afraid.
George Galloway
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I don't know that we do. I had thought ours worked well, but I had never examined it too closely. A lot of media people will be looking for a case that might make Texas Governor George Bush think twice about what he's doing.
George Ryan
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I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and d..k Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?
Dave Mustaine
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I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.
George Voinovich George Voinovich
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