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Green Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.
John Milton
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Are you are beautiful as I think you are? Wait a minute, let me put on my reading glasses.
Cee Lo Green
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Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!
Rachel Green
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As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black.
Greg Walden
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When I did A Soldier's Story, I was very young and green and thought I knew everything-now I know I know everything!
Denzel Washington
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Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.
Rachel Green
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Yeah, I clean the cappuccino machine, but I will cleeeeean it. I will cleeeeeean it.
Rachel Green
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This market is just trying to get to Christmas because it really doesn't know what it's doing, ... It's just hopefully going to have some good earnings eventually.
Tom Green
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I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
Green Day
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Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts.
Riff Raff
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I know why I wrote those songs. I was a fornicator, an adulterer. The celestial will not mix with the terrestrial.
Al Green
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People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.
Robert D Dangoor
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What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?
Rachel Green
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I just feel like I need one last fling, get it out of my system, I just want have meaningless s.. with the next guy I see.
Rachel Green
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The way I see it, I can either cross the street, or I can keep waiting for another few years of green lights to go by.
Camryn Manheim
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Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.
Rachel Green
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Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Rachel Green
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The pine stays green in winter... wisdom in hardship.
Norman Douglas
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As of right now, I'm still waiting to meet Halle Berry. And she is single.
Brian Austin Green
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As long as you're green, you're growing. As soon as you're ripe, you start to rot.
Ray Kroc
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