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Halloween㣢´ Quotes & Sayings
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About 20 per cent of the population believe themselves to have a food allergy and only about five per cent actually do.
John Warner
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For behold, I, God, have asuffered¢ these things for all, that they might not suffer if they would repent; But if they would not repent they must suffer¢ even as I; Which suffering caused myself, even God, the greatest of all, to tremble because of pain, and to bleed at every pore, and to suffer both body and spiritand would that I might not¢ drink the bitter cup, and shrink.
Jesus Christ
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
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Down the street, pound a beat, I smoke a pound of weed. Heard about it, don't believe, come to my house and see.
Wiz Khalifa
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Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest Hemingway
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
Unknown
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Halloween is the only day of the year that girls use as an excuse to explain why they're dressed like a whor...
Sabrina Beaubian
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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan
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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
Unknown
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now.
James Gandolfini
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Halloween is day when you can pretend to be something you're not, and not get judged for it.
Denicia Provencio
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Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not.
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Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.
Unknown
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You know why I love November 1st? 50% off Halloween candy!
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I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhor.. the costume they had the year before.
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