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Hank Moody Bir Quotes & Sayings
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A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for
Hank Moody
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Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.
Hank Moody
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Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album, but I haven't quite mastered that yet.
Hank Moody
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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Hank Moody
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Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which I would've quickly erased.
Hank Moody
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You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a.. and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Hank Moody
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Don't tell me what to feel. All my fu..in' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fu..ing asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fu..ed- up than I am.
Hank Moody
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I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later.
Hank Moody
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Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
Hank Moody
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She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.
Hank Moody
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I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I will!
Hank Moody
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I'm performing cunnalingus on an adult.
Hank Moody
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How can you be so fu..ing beautiful and so fu..ing wrong?
Hank Moody
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Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.
Hank Moody
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Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says fu.., and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
Hank Moody
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Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
Hank Moody
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You kicked my d..k out of the house. You made my d..k homeless. And out of doors is a place where pe..ses dont generally fare well. So my homeless d..k now must seek shelter where and whence it can.
Hank Moody
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You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the kings English.
Hank Moody
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seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all its really given us is Howard Deans aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie po.., you know. And people dont write anymore, they blog; instead of talking.
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