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Hank Von Helvete Quotes & Sayings
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I HAVE a sense of humor! I laugh at Tony Danza.
Hank Hill
4 Likes
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I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them.
Hank Hill
2 Likes
Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes.
Hank Williams Jr
8 Likes
wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels
Hank Moody
8 Likes
You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?
Hank Moody
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I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn.
Hank Williams Jr
7 Likes
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare.
Hank Hill
0 Likes
I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice.
Hank Aaron
1 Likes
Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.
Hank Moody
22 Likes
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.
Hank Williams
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You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
1 Likes
A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for
Hank Moody
11 Likes
I don't feel right unless I have a sport to play or at least a way to work up a sweat.
Hank Aaron
5 Likes
Rock 'n' roll is good for the soul, for the well being, for the psyche, for your everything. I love it.
Hank Ballard
2 Likes
We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine.
Hank Williams Jr
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
Hank Aaron
3 Likes
I'm your biggest fan, sir. When I was a boy I worshiped you....and Jesus of course.
Hank Hill
3 Likes
My father had a varied ear, from Hank Williams to Ravel.
Madeleine Peyroux
0 Likes
Has anyone seen an old man, about yea high, possibly shouting obscenities?
Hank Hill
1 Likes
If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.
Hank Hill
1 Likes
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