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Hate My Alarm Clock Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
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How reliable is your alarm clock?
Rachel McAdams
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Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day.
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I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.
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im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock.
Big Sean
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Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.
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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
Futurama
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But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
Gail Porter
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The truth is like an alarm clock, you might not want to hear it, but it can wake you up from your dreams and bring you back to reality.
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Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock.
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Today's shitty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.
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The lawyer's first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock.
Edward Packard Jr
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My phone is an alarm clock, a flashlight, a music player and a digital camera.
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When I started my program... there was a big clock in the corner and I looked and it said nine o'clock exactly. And it was funny, because when I was standing on the podium, it said exactly 10 p.m., and this whole hour had changed my life.
Sarah Hughes
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