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Hate My Alarm Clock Funny Quotes & Sayings
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
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There are some good people. But a good chunk of them will lie for no reason at all - it'll be ten o'clock and they'll tell you it's nine. You're looking at the clock and you can't even fathom why they're lying. They just lie because that's what they do.
John Cusack
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Fightin back revenge You've got your face to the ground You make excuses for the madness You've been hanging around You built a house up in the trees So you could see everyone You set the clock and had a run You set the clock and had a run
Cage The Elephant
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I hate school, I hate work, I hate class, I hate writing papers, I hate everything.
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
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I would also like to act, once in a while, but not get up every morning at 5:30 or six o'clock and pound into the studio and get home at 7:30 or eight o'clock at night, or act over and over and over every night on Broadway, either.
Jackie Cooper
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Paint me an eternal tea-pot, for I usually drink tea from eight o'clock at night to four o'clock in the morning.
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If you run the ball, you control the clock. If you control the clock, you usually control the game.
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I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more than that? If you can, I hate them more than that.
Tim Hardaway
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I hate them with all the hate you can hate with. Can you hate more than that? If you can, I hate them more than that.
Tim Hardaway
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning. You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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Dear young girls losing their virginity; If your age is on the clock, youre too young for the cock.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew of night the passing hour, And prophesied the morn; To man of every age and clime, The oldest chronicler of time.
John Banister Tabb
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I don't know why people assume you're jealous of everything you hate. If I hate you I just fu*king hate you! Nothing else.
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