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Heavy Metal Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The soy-bean, in particular, has proved sufficiently resistant to cold in spring and to adverse weather during summer to warrant heavy planting, especially throughout the South.
David F Houston
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The main secret for a horse that is heavy upon the hand, is for the rider to have a very light one; for when he finds nothing to bear upon with his mouth, he infallibly throws himself upon the haunches for his own security.
William Cavendish
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Boy, if Garth Ennis had created a religion, I would sure like to be a part of that. It just makes sense, the way he tackles things in it. It's really heavy stuff and it's incredibly well written.
James Marsden
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We must send a very clear message that if you enter our country illegally and then you commit one of these offenses, you will be dealt with harshly and you will pay a heavy price for your conduct.
John Shadegg
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What's worse than crying yourself to sleep is knowing that you have no other choice but to sleep with a heavy heart.
Unknown
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Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken.
Warren Buffett
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The heavy guitars are the ones that sound good. They are not that comfortable, but they do sound great.
Neil Schon
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Rev me up rev me up, my little buttercup. We can tug sheets snuggle up and get stuck.
Heavy D
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Welcome to my hood. Everybody know everybody. And if I got it everybody got it. Welcome to my hood, Look at all these old school Chevys, 24s so you know we roll heavy.
T-Pain
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Experience is the best of schoolmasters, only the school fees are heavy
Thomas Carlyle
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To me, Sabbath was always JUSt a really heavy blues band. That s all we were. We just took those blues roots and made them heavier.
Geezer Butler
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The invisible hand of the market always moves faster and better than the heavy hand of government.
Mitt Romney
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How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics!
Isaac Asimov
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Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
Bible
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People probably thought, Oh, they're not going to do the heavy lyrics now because of what happened. Man, those lyrics mean a lot more to me now.
James Hetfield
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Sob, heavy world Sob as you spin, Mantled in mist Remote from the happy.
W H Auden
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Thanksgiving day will forever be hard, cause that's the day we gave my brother to God, I love you.
Heavy D
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
Anonymous
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The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. -Ed Wuncler
Boondocks
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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