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Hens Night Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's the artist, and then a void and the audience; but I like to be part of the audience. I'd like to be them, and I'd like them to be me for an hour and a half. I get criticized for being the antichrist, causing kids to commit suicide, but that's total bullsh-t. My intentions are not that. Every year they have Halloween, and all I do is take Halloween night out on the road every night. It's like a Halloween party every night. If that was the case on Halloween night, the police cells would be full--everyone would have turned Satanic for the night!.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I'm really glad I didn't have kids earlier, because I probably would have ignored them. I was so into my career. I could just go and play a ton of shows, night after night after night. I can't do that anymore.
Bob Seger
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A day without sunshine is like, night.
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Give your troubles to God. He'll be up all night anyhow.
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I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.
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Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams come true. Good Night and Sweet Dreams.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a milking, Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French Hens, Two turtle doves And a Partridge in a pear tree.
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Dont try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
Lyn Nofziger
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Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night.
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Staying up all night making this sign was hard too.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Yes, As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, All the goooood times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Those who hoot with the owls by night, should not fly with the eagles by day.
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The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
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I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts.
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