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Hes A Jerking Mondayg Monday Quotes & Sayings
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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I dont think you should go around talking trash about people because I think thats how you get your hat handed to you. Im good at what I do, but I wouldnt be so bold and arrogant as to say something disrespectful about, say, Eminem. Hes talented and hes good at what he does.
LL Cool J
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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It would be one of the best things ever to get paid for handing out Simon Cowell-style insults for the day. I dont think hes rude, I think hes just painfully honest, which is what makes him so good. He must absolutely love his job, it cant be one youd ever get bored with.
Robert Pattinson
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I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I have the coolest dad in the entire world. My dad is hilarious. Hes also strong, smart and makes me feel like hes going to take care of everything. I think those are the qualities I look for in a boyfriend.
Lea Michele
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Working with Rob was amazing. Hes such a great guy, so talented. Hes just great. Wed make fun of each other the whole time, like Oh my God, were so goofy or, My accent is so bad!
Christina Ricci
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For the most part, if Im being compared to Peyton, I consider that a compliment. Hes at the top of his game, and Im not anywhere near his level right now. But thats the goal, to play at a high level, and hes the guy playing at the highest in the league.
Eli Manning
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I think if you have a really big, heavy person, there's a feeling of an invisible puppeteer jerking them around in space. They don't feel like they are moving themselves.
Brad Bird
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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Hugh virtually has a bedroom at our house and were still neighbors in London. And hes an excellent godfather to Damian. Hes a part of our family, we all go on holiday together and Arun and Hugh get on incredibly well. Were all grown up, and if I wanted to be with Hugh, we would be together.
Elizabeth Hurley
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Cuz youre hoping youre wrong, and every time he does something that tells you hes no good, you ignore it. And every time he comes through and surprises you, he wins you over and you lose that argument with yourself that hes not for you.
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