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Hes A Jerking Mondayg Monday Quotes & Sayings
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I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl name: Glitzy. Were gonna make it a girl pig, so hes gonna be a little gay.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course.
Raymond Floyd
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OJ Simpson's trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon started Monday. Man, you know you've lived a crazy life when a trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault isn't your most interesting trial.
Seth Meyers
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Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. Ain't it a shame. Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Hes so sweet, I cant help but smile every time he comes to see me. There is not one minute of the day you are not on my mind. I'm glad I am your's and I am glad you are mine. Kisses are sweet, hugs are warm, I love you's that touch your heart, we both know the love we have for one another can never be torn, everyday I wake up with a smile knowing someday I'll be walking down the aisle. Our love between another is so true. And we both know that you can't be without me, and I can't be without you.
Emma Swenson
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Every week we're producing and writing and acting in a movie. On Monday we don't have anything for the show yet, and it's on Saturday. You get a little frantic. But that's what's so cool about the job, is that the energy there. On Saturday nights, when it's a live show, you can't beat the energy there. And definitely performing live has made me less nervous on a movie set. To me that's like the most nerve-wracking thing in the world, doing live TV and trying to make people laugh.
Kristen Wiig
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It was like my first scene where I was getting saved, and I was in a room full of fire, and he has to run in and he stands there and you know, flexes his chest and I run up to him and he embraces me, and its all wonderful and heroic. Well, my head comes right up to his chest. And hes got a very strong chest. Im getting all geared up and ready to go, and they say ACTION! and I race in, and...my head bounces right off of his chest. It was like a full on ricochet effect. And after like the fifth time, it was like 'Tom, Im getting a little bit of a concussion, so if you could just envelop a little bit, Id really appreciate that.'
Allison Mack
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They cant get no music, them cant get no cherish. So Woppi King write about him sound system man, and write Count Suckle from Paddington, Jim Dandy from Brixton, Duke Neville and Duke Sonny, from Birmingham, and Bishop the High Priest and Count Bust the Black Prince from Brixton, Asking them if the can come play fe him Easter Monday night, because the man have a big dance in Hell.
Laurel Aitken
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Bill Brasky
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Common sense always speaks too late. Common sense is the guy who tells you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front end this week. Common sense is the Monday morning quarterback who could have won the ball game if he had been on the team. But he never is. He's high up in the stands with a flask on his hip. Common sense is the little man in a gray suit who never makes a mistake in addition. But it's always somebody else's money he's adding up.
Raymond Chandler
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We would said to people, you know, you've been living here for 40 years, for 50 years. Your street is not paved. You have a dirt road. You don't have clean water. If you want to change that, you must register and you must vote. You can get someone else elected. Come to a mass meeting, come next Monday. The neighbors are coming. Your uncle is coming. Your children are coming. You should be there. I tell people, we're going to have a march for the right to vote. Don't be afraid. You may get arrested, but a lot of other people will be getting arrested with you. And some people would be convinced, and some would not.
John Lewis
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The President's message is to all Americans. It's important for all Americans to remember the traditions of our country that make us so strong and so free, our tolerance and openness and acceptance. All Americans and we come from a very rich cultural heritage, no matter what anybody's background in this country. And that's the strength of this country, and that's the President's message that he expressed in his speech to Congress and as he has done when he visited the mosque a week ago Monday, and in the meetings that he's hosting here at the White House today with Muslim Americans and Sikh Americans.
Ari Fleischer
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A wise man knows when he has a special lady. He always puts her first, and never puts her last! Once in awhile he buys her roses, and flowers to show romance, and appreciation of having her in his life. Everyday he tells her how beautiful she is, and how much he love's her. He's not only a wise man hes a real man. Because a real man is a gentleman!
Bryan Burden
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Stop putting yourself through pain. Hes obviously happier without you now. You dont need to try anymore. Why try when you no longer have to cry over someone of the past. Dry your precious eyes cause everything will be okay. He left, and without a word or a without reason. He left you to give room for people to treat you better. He left you with bittersweet memories and the lessons learned. Breathe and let go. Trying to talk to him, trying to figure out where you went wrong, and wasting even more time to check up on him isnt doing you any good. Just let go. Though it hurts now and it will still hurt later,stay strong and stay positive
Unknown
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I liked The DaVinci Code. It just had the concept. The core element of the concept of the book deals with whether or not Jesus had relatives and how they had to hide in these paintings every connection that came or might have led back to Jesus, and its crazy to me that they do shit like that. Is it because Jesus really aint no white boy and hes black? The Old Testament describes him as a black man. The New Testament, the King James version, is some ol funny-style shit. Just for the record, King James was, from my understanding, a homos..ual. I dont knock that, I just dont live by that. I follow the Old Testament.
Busta Rhymes
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I would fight Glen Johnson, Antonio Tarver, Chad DawsonI dont care. Let me tell you one more time, my time, my probation period is over. I dont care who he is. Line them up and Ill go to them. I dont care where hes at. If we have to go to London to fight Joe, if we have to go to Tampa to fight Tarver, or if we have to go to Miami to fight Glen. I dont care. My name is Roy Jones Jr. I am Superman and I dont care about anybody else.
Roy Jones Jr
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The reason why most video games movies havent been successful up until now is the fact that most of the action that takes place is stuff that weve seen before [in the game], but hasnt had a reason in the story line that makes sense. So, in this movie we decided that everything the prince did in the movie had to have a reason. If he were going to jump on a wall and run over to get away from somebody, or hes going to jump from building to building, there had to be an obstacle. It had to be based on something that he had learned, or based in the story line. Most of the time you just see really cool stunts and people doing really cool things, but you dont know why. Our action all ties back into the ultimate story.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Being on tour together and being constantly with the same few people means we now think the same things are funny, we have inside jokes and stuff. Musically there are bands we all love to listen to: Bloc Party being one of them. There arent many we agree on. Greenday, 311, RHCP rock/funk got me wanting to be in a band in the first place. Disashi comes from a very rock background and hes really into Jimi Hendrix which I think shines through on his guitar solos on ACASC. Our bass player is into a lot of reggae. Travis is all over the place with singing and rapping this is the first album he sings complete songs rather than rapping a little in them. There were tracks where we were like, where do we fit in the rap part? and it didnt feel right to put one in. It wasnt a conscious movement away from rap, we made that decision to suit the songs.
Gym Class Heroes
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