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Hes A Jerking Mondayg Monday Quotes & Sayings
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
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If a fellow isnt thankful for what hes got, he isnt likely to be thankful for what hes going to get.
Frank A Clark
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Hope and Change had a powerful appeal. But tonight Id ask a simple question: If you felt that excitement when you voted for Barack Obama, shouldnt you feel that way now that hes President Obama? You know theres something wrong with the kind of job hes done as president when the best feeling you had was the day you voted for him.
Mitt Romney
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I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday.
Shakira
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A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.
Azgraybebly Josland
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I love this crazy, messed up, heart breaking, joyful, tear jerking, laughable, joke filled, memorable thing we call life.
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I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I do it? And hes like, Oohmale strippers, I dont know. And I was like, If I do this movie, guys are going to hate my guts. And Chris Rock islike, Motherfu..er, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, hes doing just fine.
Joe Manganiello
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For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
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Any bi... can spend a mans money, ride in his car, lay in his house, order off the menu and spread her legs. But only a real woman can help a man achieve his goals in life, support him when hes broke, push him to be successful, shower him with positive energy, compliment him on a regular basis and never kick him while hes down. If you find a woman like that, WIFE HER!!!!
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My friends all tell me hes not worth it, he's a jerk, he doesn't care about you, get over it, you have no chance with him. They tell me to just get over him, ok well I can't it's not that easy, I know he's not worth it, I know hes a jerk, I know he doesn't care, I know I have no chance, but I keep hoping. I can't get over him, I know I should, but I can't get over him. Because I'm in love.
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The reason why everyone should tune into this fight is because anyone who has ever seen Roy Jones Jr. knows that Roy Jones Jr. puts on a show every time he gets in the ring. I am going to give you a show regardless of who or what is on the other side. Now, with Tito Trinidad on the other side, he comes to fight all day long. Hes bringing his left hook to the game and he thinks he is going to knock me out if he can land it. So if you want to see a wonderful fighttwo guys who are going to go at it for realand Ill give you my word right now that hes not going 12 rounds with me. You want to see a wonderful fight and you want to see a good fight with him getting knocked out, then you want to put your money down and check it out on January 19.
Roy Jones Jr
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Hes what you want...Im what you need.
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