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Hey Ive Just Met You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.
Lawrence Tierney
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Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.
Hank Moody
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Help me I'm going down. That's what I hear her say. Baby my body count. Is blowing up all the way, hey.
Justin Timberlake
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Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
Colin Mochrie
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Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Hey, Summer sun. You always smile. Clouds in the sky. You never mind.
Koop
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Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?
Family Guy
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He's like a snake in the grass. Hey, if you chop it's head off, it'll still bite ya! -Si
Duck Dynasty
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You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase
Duck Dynasty
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Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother.
The Kinks
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I'm dreamin bout beavers hey give me 15 more minutes. -Si
Duck Dynasty
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Hey you. Yeah, you right there reading this. You're beautiful, you're wanted, and you deserve to be happy.
Unknown
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Hey yo I'm still not a player but you still a hater. Elevator to the top hah, see you later, I'm gone.
Big Pun
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Every once in a while guys, take time out to look in the mirror and say 'Hey you. Thanks for all the hand-jobs.'
Jimmy Kimmel
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Hey, fu.. you, man. Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!
Tony Montana
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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
Gabriel Iglesias
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fu.. the glitz and glamour, hey I'm with the Blicks and Gamma
Dizzee Rascal
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Hey in the strip club bring the bucks out. Same way every day like the bus out.
Ludacris
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
Dr Gregory House
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