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Hey Laser Lips Y Quotes & Sayings
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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My lips are a little dry...
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My tongue dances behind my lips for you.
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The eyes never lie, even when the lips do.
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Be sure that you speak with unfeigned lips.
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I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
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A kiss on your lips
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Smile - It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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I'm the one with velvet lips, I'm the one with perfect hips.
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I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]
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you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips.
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Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?
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My name is usually the one on the end of people's lips.
Ian Wright
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You left me with nothing but a kiss, so now I'm leaving you with these lips.
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just past your lips there's more anger than laughter
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Language is wine upon the lips.
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Read my lips: no new taxes.
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Oh, I can't taste my own lips...Can you do it for me?
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I heard you good with them soft lips.
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