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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Aint on my period, but I got a new pad. Channel 5; news flash pus.. clean; who smash?
Nicki Minaj
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I realize my time is now because I'm young and things are hot and happening. I may be yesterday's news next year.
Perez Hilton
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Television news is a delicate balance of serving public good and private gain.
Jessica Savitch
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Severus. I was beginning to worry that you had lost your way. Come, we've saved you a seat. You bring news I trust?
Lord Voldemort
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The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
Charlie Sheen
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The news is staged, anticipated, reported, analyzed until all interest is wrung from it and abandoned for some new novelty.
Thomas Griffith
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the level of quality men or women in this world is getting worse!
Unknown
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If your day had a rough start...good news! It can only get better from here! Be blessed, be grateful, be thankful. Endure what's temporary!
Unknown
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I was first to break the news about the death of Lady Diana. The CNN team couldn't get into makeup fast enough.
Matt Drudge
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Big house, 4 whips, hella tattoos. Smoke good and ya bi... think Im bad news.
Wiz Khalifa
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Ever since I've become chairman, there have been profiles of me in People, George, The Washington Post, The Detroit News, and all of them could have been written by the same person.
Julian Bond
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So no one should rely on television either for their knowledge of music or for news. There's just more going on. It's an adjunct to the written word, which I think is still the most important thing.
Kurt Loder
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People write negatives things, cause they feel that's what sells. Good news to them, doesn't sell.
Michael Jackson
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I don't think the news department will have to lie down and play dead like it has in the past. By and large the network has been understanding, but then so have I.
Roone Arledge
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They called to tell me that I was going to be returning to RAW. I left immediately to run home and tell Jackie. She said, I have some news for you-I'm expecting.
Charlie Haas
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We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed.
Olivia Newton-John
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I want you to know that, despite what you might read at times in the newspapers or see on the television news, we have actually been getting a lot of things done the last several months, the U.S.-Canada relationship.
Paul Cellucci
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For the reader who has put away comic books, but isn't yet ready for editorials in the Daily News.
Gloria Steinem
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I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My heart did not beat for a minute.
Rebecca Loos
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