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Hilarious One Liner For Self Introduction Quotes & Sayings
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the s..es. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen
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Shopping is better than s... At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Adrienne Gusoff
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I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children.
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I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.
Steve Carell
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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Phillips
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Every branch of human knowledge, if traced up to its sourceFor, usually and fitly, the presence of an introduction is held to imply that there is something of consequence and importance to be introduced. and final principles, vanishes into mystery.
Arthur Machen
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My introduction to the Brady book was an attempt to nail the exact same idea since Brady addressed the point. And since I write po..ography, naturally, something of an obsession for me.
Peter Sotos
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With the introduction of agriculture mankind entered upon a long period of meanness, misery, and madness, from which they are only now being freed by the beneficent operation of the machine.
Bertrand Russell
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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
Rodney Dangerfield
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I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
Daniel Craig
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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So. I am now best friends with REBA and KERRY WASHINGTON said my new show looks hilarious. My night is made.
Tahj Mowry
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.
Amy Lee
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We ought therefore to suspect that a great mass of information respecting the Bible, and the introduction of it into the world, has been suppressed by the united tyranny of Church and State, for the purpose of keeping people in ignorance, and which ought to be known.
Thomas Paine
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I joined the Army and was sent to the MIT radiation laboratory after a few months of introduction to electromagnetic wave theory in a special course, given for Army personnel at the University of Chicago.
Jack Steinberger
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The fruits of Christianity were religious wars, butcheries, crusades, inquisitions, extermination of the natives of America and the introduction of African slaves in their place
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I find it hilarious that you ladies give bums 'one more chance' multiple times expecting change.
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