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Homer Simpson Birthd Laxative Quotes & Sayings
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The reason to split a court is for administrative purposes, and in the past there has been much debate about the liberal decisions of the Ninth Circuit and so forth; and people have wanted to get out of the Ninth Circuit for that reason.
Michael K Simpson
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While American taxes pay for much of the research and development that goes into creating the new, life-saving drugs, American consumers continue to subsidize the cost of the drugs for consumers across the world.
Michael K Simpson
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I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home from the theater, get Taco Bell and go to bed.
Ashlee Simpson
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I hope I don't die alone. Hopefully I can find a man that understands my life and understands my purpose. I just need to find the right man.
Jessica Simpson
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What do you mean you have my children at the police station? Why are my kids at the police station?
O J Simpson
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If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
Alan K Simpson
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Bart Simpson
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In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
Homer
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I don't know. What would I feel guilty for? I don't know. Eating too much? That doesn't really make me feel guilty though.
Ashlee Simpson
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Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I dont think a man can define you. You have to own that.
Jessica Simpson
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Give me the chance to love you...Cause you are on my mind. I wanna know you feel it. What do you see when you close your eyes? You are on my mind.
Cody Simpson
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Bart Simpson
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YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a living Homer. Youth is the true Saturnian Reign, the Golden Age on earth again, when figs are grown on thistles, and pigs betailed with whistles and, wearing silken bristles, live ever in clover, and clows fly over, delivering milk at every door, and Justice never is heard to snore, and every assassin is made a ghost and, howling, is cast into Baltimost! --Polydore Smith.
Ambrose Bierce
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OJ Simpson's trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon started Monday. Man, you know you've lived a crazy life when a trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault isn't your most interesting trial.
Seth Meyers
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Oh gosh, I know, Im pushing 30. Its happenin and I feel it. I think 30s going to be a good year for me. I think I experienced a lot in my twenties...a lot more than a lot of people in their twenties would experience. I feel old in a lot of ways, but I feel na�ve in ways that I cant wait to see what happens next.
Jessica Simpson
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People think updos are so hard, but theyre not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If Im in a mood to go out and feel hot and s..y, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if Im just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
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I don't want to cost jobs. My priority is jobs. And so what I do is I bring down the tax rates, lower deductions and exemptions, the same idea behind Bowles-Simpson, by the way, get the rates down, lower deductions and exemptions, to create more jobs, because there's nothing better for getting us to a balanced budget than having more people working, earning more money, paying more taxes. That's by far the most effective and efficient way to get this budget balanced.
Mitt Romney
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The way we do it is $2.50 for every cut, we ask for $1 of additional revenue, paid for, as I indicated earlier, by asking those of us who have done very well in this country to contribute a little bit more to reduce the deficit. Governor Romney earlier mentioned the Bowles-Simpson commission. Well, that's how the commission, bipartisan commission that talked about how we should move forward suggested we have to do it, in a balanced way with some revenue and some spending cuts. And this is a major difference that Governor Romney and I have.
Barack Obama
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I threw away my phone I thought that you should know I'd throw away my home If I had somewhere to go Anything to stop The circle in my brain Anything is better than you Making me feel lame 28 days to kick the habit 28 days to let you go 28 days and I'll be on my own All my life I've been sorry for something Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes Why should I be sorry I've had enough of you Please forget my name I'm runnin around on empty Still tryin to get away Anything to kill The consciousness of you Anything to end myself Before the thought of you 28 days to kick the habit 28 days to let you go 28 days and I'll be on my own All my life I've been sorry for something Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes Now you'll know what it feels like to bite your tongue Now you'll kno
Ashlee Simpson
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I sit and wait does an angel contemplate my fate and do they know the places Where we go when we're grey and old 'cos I've been told that salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed thoughts running through my head And I feel that love is dead I'm loving angels instead [Chorus:] And through it all he offers me protection a lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong and down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call he won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead When I'm feeling weak and my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love and as the feeling grows He breathes flesh to my bones and when love is dead I'm loving angels instead
Jessica Simpson
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