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Horny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Unknown
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
Unknown
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Mine is the horny hand of toil.
Dick Sargent
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
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I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
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There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
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No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
Mac Miller
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I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
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I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bi...es.
SPM
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And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
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When men have money and power they get turned on, s..ually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
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If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
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Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of men having a good time.
Pitbull
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Unknown
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On the low, I'mma talk that jazz. Jungle fever for the night. Horny or white, that's Anglo-Sax.
Wale
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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