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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood
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Let's spend Valentine's Day alone together.
Unknown
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Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.
Jerry Weller
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Don't take your eyes off the trigger. I'm not to blame if your world turns to black. As your eyes start to blister there's just no hope for our final embrace.
Bullet For My Valentine
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If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special.
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.
Friends
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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You were told to run away. Soak the place, and light the flame pay the price for your betrayal. Your betrayal, your betrayal!
Bullet For My Valentine
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
Unknown
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
Unknown
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For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
Unknown
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Dane Cook
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I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of 'Valentine's Day.' So it's like all about eight couples, and me and my boyfriend play one of them together. And that was a lot of fun.
Sarah Hyland
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Unknown
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Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.
Unknown
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
Unknown
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May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent.
Unknown
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