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Humorous Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Nut" sorted by relevance. 202 matching entries found.
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Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Rosa Parks
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Werner Klemperer
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you grapple with your s..uality and endlessly question the dogma of your traditional values.
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My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop!
Joshua Slocum
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
David Riesman
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent .... imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
Penn Jillette
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Come on you beezy lets do some grown shit. Put on a tight thong too small that don't fit. When I'm on the thizz I'm a fool. I don't quit Unborn kids, nut I own shit.
Mac Dre
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I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them.
Toby Young
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree
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Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
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