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Humorous Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Nut" sorted by relevance. 202 matching entries found.
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
Mike Figgis
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Unknown
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We used to play in a theater club in London called The King's Head. When the theater let nut, around 10:00 P.M., we'd be ready to go and really get it on for about an hour or so.
Mark Knopfler
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I spent as little time as I possibly could there. That's kinda what I was like in high school. I wasn't a big scholastic book nut. I think I liked self-guided studies. I was on correspondence for a while. I think taking my own cues.
Cory Monteith
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The bone in me never no ho, so no creepin up outta the ziplock. So sin, sip gin, and lil' mo heart run up, nut up.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Unknown
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
Unknown
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
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Shes so sophisticated. She'll catch a ni... nut and then refrigerate it. I wear a rubber and we fu.. 'til we dehydrated. I pull it out bust on her face and call her cry baby.
Lil Wayne
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I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!
Colin Farrell
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Unknown
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
Unknown
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W Somerset Maugham
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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Thanks for helping me resolve the childhood issues you caused.
Unknown
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Having spent a number of my younger years with trade-union parents attending NUT annual conferences, I feel comfortable with an agenda in my hand and a procedural format for debate.
Saffron Burrows
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