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Humorous Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Nut" sorted by relevance. 202 matching entries found.
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Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
Charles H Spurgeo
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Paul is a very creative artist but I'm more that thorough, meticulous, disciplined nut.
Art Garfunkel
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Almost missed my flight, tryna give my last girl a nut, all right? She be down for whatever, whenever I wanna get up in the guts, all right?
J Cole
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Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
Insane Clown Posse
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You can eliminate, for example, a Brazil nut gene if you know that it will create an allergenic effect.
Jeremy Rifkin
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nut up and flipped in, than slipped the clip in, mistakin' the bloody victims.
Bizzy Bone
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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.
David Icke
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the choice.
Philip DeFranco
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In a good play every speech should be as fully flavoured as a nut or apple.
John Millington Synge
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I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
Nikhil Saluja
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Every time I see a story on the dangers of bad eating habits, I become a health nut for a few hours until I calm down.
Unknown
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
Insane Clown Posse
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Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredictable. He's OK as long as he don't drink.
Ike Turner
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I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome. Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from.
A Tribe Called Quest
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
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Bust a nut on her stomach wash my d..k in tha sink then buy a 40 at the sto from da goddamn chink.
Pimp C
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I'm quick to nut in somethin'. I know you clowns trippin' out. 'Til you find out it's yo bi... mouf Im talkin' bout.
Webbie
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Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild.
Nicolas Cage
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Unknown
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I hope that pu... warmer than luke. And sweet as Godiva. Suck this d..k and swallow that nut and call it pe..s colada.
Lil Wayne
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