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I Bet You Like Ketchup On Your Fries Quotes & Sayings
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Bet I'll bubble up like the dopeman rock, bet I make crack like the dopeman pot.
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When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain.
Daffy Duck
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E Stevenson
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Either Christianity is true or it's false. If you bet that it's true, and you believe in God and submit to Him, then if it IS true, you've gained God, heaven, and everything else. If it's false, you've lost nothing, but you've had a good life marked by peace and the illusion that ultimately, everything makes sense. If you bet that Christianity is not true, and it's false, you've lost nothing. But if you bet that it's false, and it turns out to be true, you've lost everything and you get to spend eternity in hell.
Blaise Pascal
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laced up I gotta keep on running bet bi... I'm from Cleveland. I said bet bi... I'm from Cleveland.
Machine Gun Kelly
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See I'm eatin white tee mustard ketchup stains. Pardon me that's just my chain. Got canaries all over the front and the rubbies got the virgin looking like it's dat time of the month.
Stack Bundles
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These ni...s telling, like all lies. Said they want beef, but they french fries.
Tyga
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I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.
Cameron Diaz
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
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I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King
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I'm through ranting, the rant is over. I'll have an acceptance meal and a side of fries. -LORELAI
Gilmore Girls
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A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
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The thing about motorcycles is that it's nearly impossible to go through a drive thru. And eating fries is completely out of the question
Ryan Ross
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Sometimes I think about learning an instrument. Then I realize its hard...Then I see french fries & forget what I was thinking about.
Olivia Munn
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That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!
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Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach.
Carnie Wilson
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Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?
Tracy Morgan
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