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I Faked Being Asleep Quotes & Sayings
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To create your tomorrow, go over your day when you are in bed tonight just before you fall asleep, and feel gratitude for the good moments. If there was something you wanted to happen differently, replay it in your mind the way you wanted it to go. As you fall asleep, say, I will sleep deeply and wake up full of energy. Tomorrow is going to be the most beautiful day of my life.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
Jon Stewart
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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
Jon Stewart
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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Dont fall, dont fall asleep tonight...Because I, I wont fall asleep tonight. Not tonight.
The Swellers
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You have to be awake at 6 a.m., when everyone else is asleep.
Matthew Ashford
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We are asleep with compasses in our hands.
W S Merwin
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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
George Best
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When I'm far too tired to fall asleep.
Owl City
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Between 2 and 5 I'm reading in to find out what's been going on while I've been asleep.
Bob Edwards
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Follow your dreams but not the ones you have when you're asleep. Those are too weird...
Unknown
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There are hardly five critics in America; and several of them are asleep.
Herman Melville
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Asleep, nobody is a hypocrite
William Hazlitt
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Asleep or awake, the truth is I can only see you.
Super Junior
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Every time we go, he's fast asleep. Now you tell me who's that deep.
Omarion
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who mispells "asleep" come on. I guess me
Ryan Ross
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I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've had enough rest. -Steve Rogers
The Avengers
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Now time to fall asleep in my coffin.
Dahvie Vanity
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Lit up the world as I fell asleep.
Owl City
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