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I Faked Being Asleep Quotes & Sayings
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If your woman is asleep every time you get home, she's just really tired. Of you.
Regina King
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Hate falling asleep without having some sort of goodnight text.
Unknown
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If she falls asleep while your texting send her a goodnight text.
Unknown
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I can't fall asleep unless I'm wearing his t-shirt and I've gotten a goodnight text.
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Dying? Not at all, Quicker and easier than falling asleep.
Sirius Black
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If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
Unknown
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Now all I can do is lay in my room, fall asleep, dream of you then wake up and do nothing about it.
Unknown
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I just want someone to talk to all day and fall asleep on the phone with at night.
Unknown
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He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it.
Grace
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The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
Chuck Jones
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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Mason Cooley
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I'm the kind of person who'll have a few drinks and fall asleep at 11.
Sadie Frost
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright
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Being early to work is a dead giveaway that I'm still asleep and having a bad dream.
Unknown
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Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep.
Walter Scott
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I want a boyfriend who will sing to me & scratch my back till I fall asleep.
Unknown
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I fell asleep on a plane and never woke and now I'm livin a dream.
Wiz Khalifa
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So sick of being single! Ready to fall asleep & wake next to someone special!
Unknown
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When is a revival needed? When carelessness and unconcern keep the people asleep.
Billy Sunday
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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