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I Hat Facebook Timeline!!! Quotes & Sayings
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
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bi... posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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I don't feel like a movie star in my life at all, and I don't particularly think I behave like one. I don't have my own plane. I don't have a chef or a trainer. To me, you're a movie star only during the time when you're at the Academy Awards or at an important glamorous event. It's very much a hat that you wear, and as soon as the event's over, that hat comes off. I'm back to being me and being Mommy, and that's my priority.
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
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Guys all have that one girl that tried to hold you down but you wanted to take your time. Now she no longer on your Timeline.
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You know you're getting old when your FB timeline is no longer filled with baby photos...but first day of school photos.
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Shortly after we arrived in Baghdad, we had another conversation with the ambassador. He said that he wanted us to give him the timeline, because we had 90 days to get these prisons operational and transfer responsibility back to the Iraqis.
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We will pursue every factor, every element, every second of the timeline, of the final hours of Maurice's life. We will pursue that relentlessly. That will be our quest from now on.
Robin Gibb
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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