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I Was Gonna Say A Gay Joke Quotes & Sayings
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It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
Martha Gellhorn
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I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.
Scott Walker
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It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
Nicole Sullivan
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But today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched.
Perry Como
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Being an adult is NO joke. Life is full of so many hard decisions. Some days I wish I was a kid again!
Unknown
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
Julian Clary
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I think drama school I was aware because I think the high school I went to was a bit sheltered, a bit conservative in many ways. I should say a bit homogenized in a certain way...there was not a lot of diversity. By the time I got out of there and got to college, especially drama school all of the sudden some of my best friends are gay and my classmates are gay and were reading Angels in America as freshmen, and all of the sudden youre realizing this is a big part of culture. And this is actually a big part of the profession that I am in being an artist. So I think it was college that really opened my eyes to a lot of stuff that I just didnt have growing up in the town that I grew up in.
Joe Manganiello
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
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Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
Terry Eagleton
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Jennifer Lopez was really nice and in a great mood. She was excited about getting to make a joke about her outfit.
Pitbull
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on twitter sometimes is a joke.
Unknown
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I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
Slavoj Zizek
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you're finished. You're a joke, because there are too many mercenaries out there already.
Tommy Shaw
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U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.
Christiane Amanpour
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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Lea DeLaria
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