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I Will Slap You By Accident On Quotes & Sayings
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I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max Von Sydow
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I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and it's - it's - and I know that that sounds almost like a backhanded slap, and it is in a way because I haven't been successful at it every day.
Mel Gibson
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I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself and am tickled to death when someone comes over to talk to me.
Alan Ladd
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Being nice to someone you would rather slap isn't being fake...it's just sucking it up and acting like an adult.
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But in the end, science does not provide the answers most of us require. Its story of our origins and of our end is, to say the least, unsatisfactory. To the question, How did it all begin?, science answers, Probably by an accident. To the question, How will it all end?, science answers, Probably by an accident. And to many people, the accidental life is not worth living. Moreover, the science-god has no answer to the question, Why are we here? and, to the question, What moral instructions do you give us?, the science-god maintains silence.
Neil Postman
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But in the end, science does not provide the answers most of us require. Its story of our origins and of our end is, to say the least, unsatisfactory. To the question, How did it all begin?, science answers, Probably by an accident. To the question, How will it all end?, science answers, Probably by an accident. And to many people, the accidental life is not worth living. Moreover, the science-god has no answer to the question, Why are we here? and, to the question, What moral instructions do you give us?, the science-god maintains silence.
Neil Postman
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I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of things that have eluded me for quite a few years. And they're back and they're thriving.
Liza Minnelli
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Yeah, young sire, slap the fu.. out Jon Cryer. Rough rider, raw bust inside a vagina.
Mac Miller
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If you still lag texts in order to 'play hard to get' or 'tease' you need a slap in the face and realize high school ended years ago.
Unknown
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Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.' What a silly thing to worry about. This is a huge opportunity, and I'm excited.
Ben McKenzie
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You can blow up people and still get a PG-13 tag, but the ratings board moves faster than a speeding bullet to slap an R on any movie as soon as s.. enters the picture.
Seth Rogen
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I'm allergic to haters. Side Affects: May cause me to slap a bi....
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she was the best friend there ever could be she used to be best friends with only me now someone else has taken my place it feels like a stinging slap right on the face.
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So I look around at all these stupid little faces. Something I can never slap, but I embrace. You'll never ever see, you'll never ever be, You want to fu.. around? Then come on, fu.. with me.
Korn
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Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake, it's called sucking it up and acting like an adult!
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When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that!
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How would you know if he really loves you? Its when you scream hes calm. When you slap him he kisses you. When you cry he hugs you. When you tell him that you hate him he tells you he loves you.
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'Remember, nothing says good job, like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind!' - s..ual Harassment Training Video
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'I can see you cheated on me by accident.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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For me, everything has always been an accident.
Craig Charles
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