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If I Ever Stop Laughing Im Dead Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "If I Ever Stop Laughing Im Dead" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.
Gothsynyster
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Is chivalry dead? Stop being a childish boy, grow up, and treat a lady right.
Unknown
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Yeah, I had actually tried to stop acting before I made Dead Man Walking.
Sean Penn
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I see all the people I grew up with just fade away. some are dead, some are in jail, the worst is knowing that I cant do anything to stop it.
Unknown
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Life is growth. If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead.
Morihei Ueshiba
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I'm tired of laughing when I want to cry, I'm tired of smiling when I want to die, I say I'm fine when I'm not, All I want is for the pain to stop.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip and Germans, no less than other peoples, prepare for the last war.
Barbara W Tuchman
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
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Stop treating me this way. Stop nagging me everyday. Stop acting like you're better than me. You have no idea about the great things I'm going to be.
Unknown
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I want to make him stop dead, in the middle of the hall and say, 'Wow she's beautiful.'
Gabbie Henderson
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Why the fu.. didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.
John Mcclane
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Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the viewers. Here, their laughter is put on the screen, integrated into the show. It is the screen that is laughing and having a good time. You are simply left alone with your consternation.
Jean Baudrillard
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1: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? 2: Well, you were dead 1: But death cannot stop true love...All it can do is delay it for a while.
The Princess Bride
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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over?
Ozzy Osbourne
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Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the viewers. Here, their laughter is put on the screen, integrated into the show. It is the screen that is laughing and having a good time. You are simply left alone with your consternation.
Jean Baudrillard
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Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.
Sex And The City
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
David Letterman
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Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing... so share this with whom ever you consider a friend.
Unknown
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When you stop dreaming, you stop believing. When you stop believing, you stop living. When you stop living, start believing.
Jasmina Siderovski
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