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If You Girlfriend Does Feed You Go Eat Eeat E Quotes & Sayings
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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing
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Make sure he doesn't have a girlfriend or you'd be wasting time and efforts on something useless.
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You become very known for being someone's girlfriend, and all of a sudden there's all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons.
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Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna.
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My girlfriend always laughs during s.. - no matter what she's reading.
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Doing a love scene with the girlfriend of a good friend is weird. We all know each other.
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Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend. -Phil
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Girlfriend your body's so raw, I could tell you a superstar. B.l.u.e.s.t.a.r. I could tell around the block how s..y you are.
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Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
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We call the Creator father, because we rely upon Him to protect us, guide us, feed us, keep us warm, to discipline us and all those things. I try to take my cue from the Creator, with regard to my children.
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Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought, And with a green and yellow melancholy She sat like patience on a monument, Smiling at grief
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I enjoy working with complicated equipment. A lot of my things started just with a rhythm box, but I feed it through so many things that what comes out sounds very complex and rich.
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Worldly wealth is the Devil's bait; and those whose minds feed upon riches recede, in general, from real happiness, in proportion as their stores increase, as the moon, when she is fullest, is farthest from the sun.
Robert Burton
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Do not hope wholly to reason away your troubles; do not feed them with attention, and they will die imperceptibly away. Fix your thoughts upon your business, fill your intervals with company, and sunshine will again break in upon your mind.
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Moreover the word of the LORD came to me, saying, Son of man, eat thy bread with quaking, and drink thy water with trembling and with carefulness; And say unto the people of the land, Thus saith the Lord GOD of the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and of the land of Israel; They shall eat their bread with carefulness, and drink their water with astonishment, that her land may be desolate from all that is therein, because of the violence of all them that dwell therein.
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