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Im Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken Quotes & Sayings
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To be a member of the Communist Party is to have a taste of the police state. It is a diluted taste but is bitter and unforgettable.
Elia Kazan
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I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
Graham Norton
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
John Still
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I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's makeup on.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
Unknown
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Unknown
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I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working out, trying to sleep as much as you can...that's the other third of the equation. The eating was the biggest thing; since stopping shooting I probably work out the same but don't eat as much, and I've probably lost 15 pounds or something. Chicken breasts and protein shakes, boiled chicken, clean meats, the right carbs. Sickly stuff.
Chris Hemsworth
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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Alone, taste the salt and taste the pain, I'm not thinking of you again. Summer dies and swells rise, the sun goes down in my eyes. See this rolling wave, darkly coming, to take me, home. And I've never been so alone, and I've never been so alive.
Third Eye Blind
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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My big thing is to make sure the lipsticks taste good when you kiss. And, well, so far they taste pretty darn good.
Patrick Dempsey
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It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning
Salvador Dalí
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I'm banging like the motherflucking bass up on the treble. I swear I eat these beats and I can taste the instrumental. Your girl says I'm running through the mazes of her mental. She give me brain she don't wanna keep the taste up in her dental.
Tory Lanez
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