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Ironic And Sarcastic Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
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Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms
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I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "Ive been expecting you..."
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
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That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone you just met.
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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
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I wish the dollar store sold gas.
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If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the hell is in raid?
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before.
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