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Ironic Status Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone hates being humiliated. Yet, karaoke still exists...
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I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
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If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!'
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera.
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I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "Ive been expecting you..."
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Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.
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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
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Faith in God's revelation has nothing to do with an ideology which glorifies the status quo.
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When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.
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The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.
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I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves...
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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