TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Jack Daniels Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jack Daniels Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Weekend
Being Drunk
Medicin
Prayer
Drinks
Medicine
Who Cares
Funny
Age
Television
Funny Facebook Status
Grammar
Interesting
Golf
Death
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Show more
Being Disappointed
People Change
Parents
Short
Funny
Jokes
Hate The Incompetence
Love
Relatives
Golf
Communication
Talking
Conversation
Children
Jokes
Happy
Christian
Humor
Silence
Expression
Thought
Mind
Being Strong
Humor
Silly
Witty
Angels
Famous Love
Defeat
QUOTES
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
77 Likes
Funny quotes
Parents quotes
Sponsored Links
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
303 Likes
Short quotes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Countrytime Caravan Repairs Geraldton supposedly repaired my Trail a Mate Jack??? charged $92 for a $45 job, I supplied the repair kit and the Hydraulic Jack Oil. Repair was not carried out succesfully as the jack fades and will not hold its position. Very poor service and no consideration for the customer
Hanson Melbourne
0 Likes
Hate The Incompetence quotes
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Jack Nicklaus
6 Likes
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Jack Handey
9 Likes
Love quotes
Sponsored Links
We saw very little of the real Jack Buck behind the microphone. He would touch people in ways that we will never know. Jack was much more than just an announcer.
Ozzie Smith
2 Likes
Having said that, I'm a huge Jack Nicholson fan because he just goes nuts in everything he does. Having Jack in his heyday would also be a dream come true.
Paul Kane
0 Likes
These ol' bars 'bout to break my back. Oh boys, can't you line 'em, Jack-a Jack-a. See Eloise go linin' track.
Lead Belly
0 Likes
You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it.
Paul Daniels
1 Likes
I have a theory of relatives, too. Don't hire 'em.
Jack L Warner
61 Likes
Funny quotes
Relatives quotes
Sponsored Links
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre the best.
Jack Nicklaus
6 Likes
Funny quotes
Golf quotes
I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
Jack Buck
2 Likes
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
Unknown
378 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Communication quotes
Talking quotes
Conversation quotes
There is no rank in sacrifice.
Josephus Daniels
0 Likes
I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.
Phil Hartman
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jack's Car, but that didn't last.
Jack Irons
6 Likes
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
Josephus Daniels
0 Likes
I am still working on patter and presentation.
Paul Daniels
1 Likes
We can get rid of red tape.
Charlie Daniels
0 Likes
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
31 Likes
Funny quotes
Children quotes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 25
Adoration
Daughter
Facebook Status
Feelings
Free Spirit
Gentlemen
Heart Touching
Holding On
I Miss You
Illusion
Im Better Than You
Inspiration
Inspire
Interesting
Lost Hope
Mean
Optimistic
Singers And Singing
Society
Weight
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™