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Jeff Foxworthy Cows Quotes & Sayings
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You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
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You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!'
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
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I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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