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Joan Rivers After He Made More Quotes & Sayings
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In 1965, Gibson made the red one I use now, and a black one, which was the first black 335 they ever made.
Johnny Rivers
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Victoria Beckham should get a life, I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes $12,000 bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.
Joan Rivers
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Joan Rivers
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On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like.
Tommy Lee
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
Joan Rivers
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Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Joan Rivers
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Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to all the people around her. She's too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she's rude. She can't always just be having a bad day.
Joan Rivers
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I tried to contact Johnny to reconcile our friendship, a million times, but he just wasn't having it. When he passed away, I felt such a crushing blow, that things were still unresolved. Johnny was a dear friend, I wish things would've ended different, this just was not worth it.
Joan Rivers
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door...or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
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I have made that one of my policies never to play anything that I've already put on record.
Sam Rivers
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The average airplane is 16 years old, and so is the average airplane meal.
Joan Rivers
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Joan Rivers
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Dams have harmed our wildlife and made rivers less useful for recreation.
Stephen Ambrose
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Ill habits gather unseen degrees, as brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas.
John Dryden
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